ChiefsPlanet - The 10pm thread (archived)

Yes, In addition I've learned that knot you tie on trash-can liners to assure a tighter fit arount the rim of the can. Hell I've even emptied a few "snack-boxes" out of the women's bathroom.

Joie	03-26-2007 09:15 PM

I'm being summoned to the bedroom.

Goodnight.

milkman

03-26-2007 09:17 PM

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So does Mrs. Milkman twirl the spaghetti (you know this method) around until a nice sized bite is formed with a funnel-O-spaghetti?

No, no she doesn't.

Simplex3

03-26-2007 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

Yes, In addition I've learned that knot you tie on trash-can liners to assure a tighter fit arount the rim of the can. Hell I've even emptied a few "snack-boxes" out of the women's bathroom.

Holy crap... ROFL

That was my second job!

And my third.

Simplex3

03-26-2007 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

I'm being summoned to the bedroom.

Goodnight.

Wait!

Are you wearing heels?

Simply Red

03-26-2007 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

So does Mrs. Milkman twirl the spaghetti (you know this method) around until a nice sized bite is formed with a funnel-O-spaghetti?

Do you even know what the hell I'm talking about? You are so gawd dammed sheltered! You know w/ the fork, a person stabs a random pile-o-spaghetti and twist to get a good bite of delicious spaghetti.

That is what I meant.

milkman

03-26-2007 09:18 PM

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I'm not asking "exactly how much lotion is too much when masturbating to a picture of Boba Fett."

That's a relief.

Simplex3

03-26-2007 09:20 PM

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That's a relief.

My curiosity DOES know bounds.

milkman

03-26-2007 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

I know exactly what you're talking about, and no she doesn't.

She takes a knife and fork and cuts, so that when she eats it, she has small bites.

Simply Red

03-26-2007 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

No, no she doesn't.

Actually, Though you thought I was:

That wasn't supposed to be a smart/dumbass comment. A lot of people do eat spaghetti that way. You know I'd never disrespect ya bro! :)

Simply Red

03-26-2007 09:23 PM

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I know exactly what you're talking about, and no she doesn't.

She takes a knife and fork and cuts, so that when she eats it, she has small bites.

Ahh I see.

I do. Hell I have that past goodness on my fork in my right hand and a buttered piece of Italian bread in my left and make a spag-sandwich all in one motion.

I'm not crazy.

SPchief

03-26-2007 09:26 PM

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I'm not crazy.

Keep telling yourself that.

Simply Red

03-26-2007 09:27 PM

Call us when you're done I'd like to know how it was. Clearly I didn't get enough to eat tonight.

Simply Red

03-26-2007 09:29 PM

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