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sedated 08-01-2008 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4883807)
I don't think he'd want his first time to be with a slut hundreds of miles from home.
pfft, that's a story he can tell his grandkids.

bogey 08-01-2008 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4883736)
It takes me four gin and tonics to get comfortably numb.
Tonic kills a good gin buzz.

ShortRoundChief 08-01-2008 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4883809)
don't go for the ultra thin.
yeah and you should definitely tie a knot halfway so it will fit you snug

Donger 08-01-2008 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4883816)
How the **** would I know? Seriously.

:(
That's why I told you to practice.

However, if things do go well and she puts it on you while giving you a BJ, just hold on to something and pray.

luv 08-01-2008 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4883816)
How the **** would I know? Seriously.

:(
My apologies. I thought guys sat in their rooms and practiced as teenagers or something.

ShortRoundChief 08-01-2008 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4883807)
I think you're right. He tends to like the wholesome look. I don't think he'd want his first time to be with a slut hundreds of miles from home. Not at this point anyway. Once he's had it, it won't matter where he gets it.

Then again, guys are obviously different than women.
what are you new at this

that's what every guy wants

sedated 08-01-2008 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4883824)
My apologies. I thought guys sat in their rooms and practiced as teenagers or something.
no, that's taking off a woman's bra.

that hurdle comes long before having to roll one on.

luv 08-01-2008 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4883816)
How the **** would I know? Seriously.

:(
If it helps you any, I think it was just last year before I put one on a guy for him. Only time I ever have.

Mr. Flopnuts 08-01-2008 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4883792)
I viewed dating as a chess game. I'm very patient.
In order for him to be able to effectively date he needs all the tools. Closing is perhaps the most important of them. He needs to close any deal before he can focus on closing the right one. JMO.

ShortRoundChief 08-01-2008 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4883828)
no, that's taking off a woman's bra.
i used the rip or gnaw technique

Donger 08-01-2008 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4883828)
no, that's taking off a woman's bra.

that hurdle comes long before having to roll one on.
LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts 08-01-2008 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4883797)
Yeah, I don't want an STD that can't be cured quickly.
It's going to be hard to get an STD from her mouth. From there, put it in her butt if you're that worried that a condom will break.

sedated 08-01-2008 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4883831)
i used the rip or gnaw technique
in the right situation scissors add a nice effect.

but that gets old quick.

Hammock Parties 08-01-2008 02:03 PM
At least we got a fun-ass thread out of this.

luv 08-01-2008 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4883828)
no, that's taking off a woman's bra.

that hurdle comes long before having to roll one on.
I have mixed emotions on the bra thing. If a guy can get it off in one snap, then I wonder just how many he's done (at my age, though, probably several). However, it's quick and efficient, and impressive.


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