I thought you couldn't read it due to all of the tears? Because that is pretty much exactly what I wrote. And I'm the liar?

What a hypocrite.

only when I listen to 'Dress You Up' by Madonna

All you're ****ing doing is adding to the thread's post total when it seems that you've been opposed to adding anything worth shit.

Damn, if you're going to do that, at least be funny.

Yes, but I only get it because of the articles. :thumb:

It's the one ingredient you really need to be a great attention whore...

and I just happen to be the best at it

I thought you were a more material girl type
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Don't come wading in giving orders to diddy.
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He's ****ing Iron Man. I am a mere mortal.

Go back to lurking.

To be honest I guessed. All except for the last part. I stole it from Gladiator. Figure you'd be the type to steal a line from gladiator.

I bet.

Hypocrite. You're always saying one thing but do the exact other.

Jesus man. I'd be embarrassed.

I have not the missiles.

Yeah I know. To tell you the truth, I actually shudder when I sit down and think about it. Not even lying. Not cool when you are sitting in class trying to listen to a professor speak about the history of pharmacology and out of nowhere, the thought of your own attention-whoring on a message board crosses your mind and you literally cringe. I don't know why I've been so caught up in this place lately...


That was partially what ruined it. The other parts being; writing while on an insomnia kick, deciding that it was a good idea to roast someone I don't know, rambling about irrelevant shit to the point where I lost almost everyone immediately. Oh and the most important part, generating something that was universally perceived as being awful.

I admit, guilty as charged and everything, but man...you genuinely can't stand me, can you? That's fine and all, whatever floats your balls, but holy dude-man...between you and Donger, I can't tell which of you has the lowest opinion of me. Whatever though...



The mullet shouldn't have ever come into play. No one here is familiar with it and if they were, it doesn't seem like it'd be their thing...unless their into crude/fart/grotesque/poop/white-trash/idiotic toilet humor. God dammit, if the freaking dude's name wasn't Rick...that shit would have stayed out of the equation.

Only if I'm able to do a Norm MacDonald roast of Bob Saget-esque type of roast. :) I think that would be fun. But I don't think people would "get" it for I don't think people even "got" what Norm MacDonald was doing in his roast of Bob Saget. Baby Lee gets it though! My immediate answer would be no though. I don't want another crack at it.

I doubt that there's anything that would embarrass you. You lack a properly functioning pregenual anterior cingulate cortex.

I am not ashamed to tell you I have no idea what that means. Also, the fact you had to google that to come up with a witty retort makes me feel sorry for you. Also, you're dumb.

Do you have an original cassette bro? That would make you number one on my list.

the last original single cassette I purchased was Whoomp (There it is!) and it was promptly taken away by my father.

LMAO Brah.

Nah, did a report on it. Psychology major brah. We work with brains and stuff brah, moreso than what effect a date rape drug and alcohol does on em brah.

he clearly said that because that's how he talks

god you're just dumb

there are so many dumb people in this thread

the lack of common sense is frightening

doesn't effect me in the least

I started with the smallest of increments and worked myself up to full immunity

easier to roofie a girl when you can use the "look, see!" approach

No way. I like TimBone. Stay, TimBone. I've gotten some actual real laughs as a result of that dude.

I'll never forget that thread (the sorority sister one) a couple-few months ago where he gave Hootie one of those "middle finger" emoticons and Hootie was like, "seriously, someone check this guy's post history, he is stalking me!" And no one even acknowledged it. I don't know why it was so funny to me. In that thread, Hootie's quote and everyone's lack of acknowledgement just struck my funny bone for some reason.

The only time you post on a subject is when you are sucking Hootie's cock.
I have literally never seen a post from you that doesn't involve Hootie or in a Hootie thread. :shake:

I always took you as a Princess Bride kind of date rapist.

I was spot on.
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...bb2eILvLdm-b0g

you're too much of a n00b to use the word 'Hootie'...please refer to me as Sir or Dragon

you're dumb

and rape is funny

so...

yeah

I don't give a **** if that's how he talks. How would you know how he talks anyway with your cock in his mouth all the time?

that's not how he talks you dumb****

he was being facetious

:thumb:

In 5 years I'll be a doctor. The highest you have to aspire to is to not die from AIDS, get shot by a husband and win employee of the month.

I wish you well.

you're counting your chickens before they hatch guy

you're going to school to be a doctor when you're 38?

wtf are you now? a nurse?

He was being facetious by calling me Brah? I laughed at his post not because he called me brah. Brah!

LMAO

I wish. I'll be a Doctor of Psychology. You'll be a clerk.

Everyone needs a villain, I guess.

I don't know how...you paint yourself as a pretty big dipshit on this board. Like, I can tell when someone is intelligent (Hamas Jenkins) and when someone is a complete dipshit (you)...which is another reason I think college is overrated.

Try hard and here's your doctorate! You'll be living (maybe) proof in 5 years.

Rofl @ people trying to go back and forth with Hootie.

I can loan you my lab puppy to argue with as well if you'd like.

So you have started your graduate course work?

The guy who's claim to fame is pushing a thread and taking off his clothes when confronted is calling me a dipshit.

I don't think people realize I've pretty much mastered this routine over the past 14 years of my message board career. (It's been a hall of fame career thus far)

embracing insults thrown your way is the easiest way to get under the insulter's skin

I'm sure there is some sort of psychiatric term for this technique.

Dr. J. Diddy? Enlighten me?

Everyday drunks would think college is overrated. Happens all the time.

I am taking grad classes, and this year I will be doing my own research project and pray that it gets published. However with my GPA, that on file and what project to be healthy GRE scores I will have a better idea of where I am going for grad school. PSU has no doctoral program. I have a list of 10 that vary considerable with location.

Dude I've never given enough thought about you to have any real opinion on you.

I like to drink. When I drink I drink a lot. If I'm at an open bar I'm not going to worry about the planet. I'm going to be drinking and having a good time.

I was just trying to give you some advice
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YOu're basically my time killer. Something to do while eating my steak (twas delicious by the way). I'll give you this, you're more interactive than television.

I think collages are overrated too.

Unless they are playgirl collages. Amirite?

based off of previous threads it doesn't seem like you have a ton of time to be killing

I would take you up on that offer if the lab speaks Engrish
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a pretty dick is art, sure

I read that while it may only take 2 years or so for a Master's, PhD Psychology programs can take anywhere from 4-8 years! And I have heard that the salary difference between a Master's and PhD in that field isn't much unless you get a top level job which takes years to work into.

And the GRE is the biggest waste of time ever created. ROFL

Good luck. Lots of work ahead of you!

That got a chuckle. However, I would venture to say I'm as healthy as I've ever been.

Way to pump a guy up!
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Worst part of this thread is that I'm starting to like Timbone.

rico is great, btw. I think he's made the list.

huh? what? where?

Not very? I'm probably not either.

Hookers and blow...
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Timbone did make me laugh once
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yeah he's not so bad I just had no ****ing clue who he was a month ago and he kept following me around with weird emoticons and it was creeping me out

GRe is a huge waste of time and money, unfortunately they wan't both. However, I would differ on the difference between the masters and phd pay. I don't intend however to go into clinical practice, I plan to do research or teach.

He's the guy phobia brought in to keep an eye on you.
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What degree (s) do you currently have?

I was drinking that entire night without any breaks. In fact, I drank a STUPID and regrettable amount of alcohol that night. My wife's phone went low on battery and I went to our Caddy and plugged it into the car charger and just hung out there for a while. That was the situation every time I posted that night. Every time I did that, I took at least 2-3 beers with me to drink in the Caddy.

CP was like my smoke break that night...since I don't smoke. And good gosh was my wife ever getting pissed at me for periodically leaving the reception that night...she thought I was coming across as stuck up. Bloody hell, though... it just wasn't my type of people who I like to hang out with in attendance. It was making me anxious, being there.

Thanks for the advice, bud.

Just stating that being 5 years out from something might make you feel fuzzy about being something, but he does have a lot of work to do and it won't be easy.

And....you're welcome.

I really am. I'm running a good 6 miles a week. I'm consistently at 150, pacemaker is pacing, cholesterol is virtually nil, bp is consistently 120/70.

My problem was one of congenital flaw, it wasn't due to abuse. The flaw got fixed.

Still lame to leave a party to go sit in the car to converse with us idiots.
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I am in my senior year. In the Spring I will have a BA in psychology with a minors in business administration.

ahhhhhh

I don't know man

Well if teaching is your main call, then you have no reason to do anything but a PhD! I was asked straight out of graduate school to go into the PhD program. I decided I wanted to make some money NOW, lol.

senior year eh?

and you're 38?

what have you done for the past 20 years?

hookers and blow?
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You know.
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Prior to going back to school I worked for dominos, eureka pizza, etc. in the role of General Manager and district manager. Good money shitty hours, got custody of my son and decided a more family conducive life would be acceptable. In short, instead of being content sitting on my ass, I went for broke.

You can't start talking shit about the doctor you're going to be before you get your BA...

In all seriousness, though, congrats on the health situation. That shit's scary. All the best.

you and Hootie have quite a bit in common. he is your mult isn't he?


Well played.
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Well sure I can. I'll be applying to grad schools in a matter of months. You don't have to believe in me, I have enough of that in myself.

That being said, thanks for the health well wishes.

Nah, I had a family that I took care of. That was my excuse for working in a dead end job.

I believe.


Seriously. You will make it.
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Just as I advised.:p

rico is list worthy