Hootie wept. Congrats flop

Thanks bud. Who? ;)

When you get promoted someday Billay (maybe?), you'll ****ing get hammered at any time in the day.


Congrats Flop! That's huge man!

The first was good, so I made another.

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I'm still going to make it out your way some day, do the cooking, let you make some mules, and we hunt snakes and scorpions!

GloryDayz needs two phones

It looks delicious!!! No mind on the angle. Enjoy my friend. :toast:

Oh, I'm there...

1 - Personal Cell
2 - Work Cell
3 - Kid's cell (because he was caught using it on a camp out!!)
4 - 7960 Phone
5 - 9971 Video Phone
6 - "Vintage 30 VIP" 10/half phone from my first Selsius IP phone installation in 1999 - still working fine!!!! (Google it - still the best speaker phone Cisco ever made)
7 - Home "Ooma" phone.

One thing I've learned about phones, if you stare at them mean-like long enough they'll stop barking! Another phone might start barking because the other barked, then stopped, but just stare at them and they'll stop making noise.

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Don't you ever threaten me again!

Reported.

Well then, no BBQ for you!

Wait, are you doing the cooking or am I?

If it's you, I take back everything I said.

I make a mean burnt carne asada though.

You point me at the grill, don't believe your butcher when he says, "that dude just asked for 2" ribeys AND some Chuck-Eyes too", and we'll be fine. The butcher might be right, but you just make some mules, invite some friends, and I'll show them beef that's better than marital-sex (but not as good as affair-sex).. Allegedly!!!

I got fired from my job and landed a better paying job where they treat you like a human. Does that count?

McDonald's to Enterprise Rent-a-Car?

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It's Friday bitches!!!!!

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just had a stronggg drink

AMA

Looks like we're the only men here tonight.

we're men!

we're men in tiiiiights

we roam around the forest looking for game managers to shit on

Is OldSchool or TigerUppercut the mult of Blackbob?

Neither

all unique ****s

individual personalities for me to shit on

they will all face a reckoning

Jim Beam Ghost tonight. Just awful

Dagnabit is cool

Only the regular stuff for me when it comes to Jim

That shit is ****ing horrible. You should've asked me in this thread about it. Yeesh.

I'm with you boys. I'm working on my 2nd pint. ****ing pussies.

Makers Mark and Knob Creek is good shit

Two EXCELLENT ****ing choices Padawan!!!

Those two are my favorite and I steer clear from hard alcohol. These I can handle.


Listen to this guy I can't embed from an iPhone


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I think he's an Eminem wannabe that is rapping in current times. I like him though. I've never heard of him. Will check out more of his shit.

I'm a whiskey guy btw. I won't steer you wrong. Try some Buffalo Trace.

Please tell me that's your wife's beer.

LMAO

Honestly, I think I like this one more.

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It's mine :-(


It's like the only beer I can constantly drink for the long haul. I love IPAs but about 4-5 I'm goosed. I wanna be able to drink throughout the game lol.

Dogfish Head (90 minute) is my favorite

He won't go far because he's a Christian rapper. We want cuss words and gangster shit.

Ok well you should have no trouble staying sober if that's the beverage of choice. It does sound like you are into some beers with flavor and substance as well and Ultra isn't your "go to beer" which is a relief. :thumb:

The only people I have ever seen drink that exclusively are anorexic chicks and guys that wear skinny jeans.

Nah I work in the oilfields man, we don't wear that shit. It's a good beer to drink all day long. It gives me a good buzz, I don't plan on getting toasted tonight. I can't drink IPAs all day long, they mess me up, but they're delicious.

Yeah I like them as well, but they will put a boot in your ass a lot quicker for sure.

Leave me out of your whore mouth !

Too bad KC didn't know what Micheladas are. Everywhere we went they had no clue.

What's wrong with a beer packaged in a Virginia Slim can?

Breakfast of champions!

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Not a damn thing.

****ing smells like white wine LMAO. Oh well I'm a cheap drunk and my fiancé got me this for like 8 bucks.

They're amazing, best damn drink. I hate getting them because I can go through 3-4 in about 30 minutes.

what are they?

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Basically a tomato beer (Clamato preferably) with a few dashes of Tajin and Tabasco

ah. ok.
yeah, sometimes if I have a wicked hanger, I'll pour a cold beer and pour in some Zing Zang mix. works wonders.

Hockey practice done, so I just helped-out some potato farmer by finishing a well-deserved martini. Next up, working dive tables and making a dive plan for this weekend.. After they younger son finishes his certification, it's time to have some fun... Woot...

One of my favorite drinks too. :clap:

I like them that way too along with a shit ton of fresh lime juice in my Micheladas and either a dash of Worcestershire sauce or Maggi Seasoning.

I hate grad school.

And it hates you back...

For what I'm spending in tuition it sure as **** shouldn't.

Zing Zang is a great Bloody Mary mix. Love that shit.

True. But it does what it wants! You're its bitch, and it'll do with you what it wishes!

Grad school was way better than undergrad. You can see the light at the end of the tunnel and actually having a job that's worthwhile. And the teachers treat you like adults. I loved it.

I'm on my third fifth.

Get on my level homie

I could use a strong bloody mary and another 6 hours of sleep.......

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Damn right. He's downright sweet...

Dear Mr Floonuts, I'm pretty hammered. God damn margaritas won't leave me alone and I'm about to go make my namesake proud. Tequila is good for the soul. 420 and the sweetest xoxota on deck. Peace out to my peeps who ain't getting any. Open your windows tonight and you may here the wife moanin and groanin til bout 4 in da mornin

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Lagunitas IPA


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Rep.

Trying to calculate how many beers I've had in my life.

Avg 4 / week * 38 years = 7904

Wait 7905 now...

How many have you puked back up?

7

7898 then?

Rep back

Technically I still drank them. Of course this list doesn't include shots or wine. But still, fairly accurate based on averages.

That is a lot of calories.

And it still pales in comparison to the amount of viscous white protein ropes you've slurped up over the years.

Let's fire this bitch up! Washington is 8-0 and won their toughest game of the year. Clemson and Florida St are playing. The World Series is going on. Why not get ****ed up and talk some shit to one another. Except Lew. We all love Lew.

Been busting my ass all month. Six day work weeks suck! I'm relaxing with the wife and the baby boy. Drinking vodka and ginger ale. Will mix in some Busch light. Greenery after they go to bed.

Let's get it!

Pablo!!! My drunka!!! Let's get it! I've got a few hits left myself. Gonna have to cop a bowl tomorrow from someone.

That is far from the truth.

Lewdog is done drinking for the day. Watched football this afternoon and was trying to use up a bottle of not very good Sriracha vodka making Bloody Mary drinks. I was pouring them heavy to get through this bottle. Had to sleep it off a bit from 4-5.

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I'm all stocked up here! Was dry for a long while and didn't have the time or care to get any. Went to the store and loaded up on booze last night. Ready for a marathon or so I think.

Ugh. I have perfected my bloody Mary game. Won't use flavored vodka though.

My go to is a handle of Svedka. 20 dollars and good enough for who it's for.

I won't use flavored vodka again either. I tried Absolut Pepper as well and it just gives the drink a funky taste.

Care to share your perfection?

A handle of Svedka is a good ****ing time in the Flopnuts house. I mean, I'm a whiskey/bourbon guy, but the wife loves her some Svedka. I'm gonna PIIHB tonight.

Hot vodka just doesn't sound good

I prefer the UV Cherry myself. :D

Me too. I've been known to down a couple bottles. Maybe even a few.