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RealSNR 05-26-2014 06:17 PM

At least BCD cut his mullet

milkman 05-26-2014 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10652026)
$4 is a bribe?

What kind of cheap whore do you think I am?

The kind you never, ever, for any reason, tell anyone about, and spend the rest of your life trying to wipe from your memory.

SAUTO 05-26-2014 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10652051)
The kind you never, ever, for any reason, tell anyone about, and spend the rest of your life trying to wipe from your memory.

You mean the one that was the most fun?
Posted via Mobile Device

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10651988)
You say shit like this and get my hopes up...... :sulk:

Not sure if you made the cut or not man. May have to shoot for an honorable mention for next year.

htismaqe 05-26-2014 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10652054)
You mean the one that was the most fun?
Posted via Mobile Device

http://hydrantsippin.files.wordpress...gifs%20320x214

htismaqe 05-26-2014 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10652059)
Not sure if you made the cut or not man. May have to shoot for an honorable mention for next year.

He's trying to bribe me. I don't think he understands that the list is actually coming from an anonymous donor and is setup so as to be tamperproof.

007 05-26-2014 06:28 PM

Thanks for finally putting the info in the OP. this thread was becoming a pain to navigate.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10652066)
He's trying to bribe me. I don't think he understands that the list is actually coming from an anonymous donor and is setup so as to be tamperproof.

Yup. It's a pure system that is running like a well oiled machine.

TambaBerry 05-26-2014 06:29 PM

I have to be close, the power of the dingleberry is strong.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dingleberry (Post 10652075)
I have to be close, the power of the dingleberry is strong.

You may make the other list

TambaBerry 05-26-2014 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10652082)
You may make the other list

Aww shucks

TLO 05-26-2014 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10652059)
Not sure if you made the cut or not man. May have to shoot for an honorable mention for next year.

There is a black hole where my heart should be. :(

This may be my darkest hour.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10652101)
There is a black hole where my heart should be. :(

This may be my darkest hour.

We have some interesting names coming up so stay tuned! The list maker is a real wildcard and there could be some surprises looming.

In58men 05-26-2014 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10652101)
There is a black hole where my heart should be. :(

This may be my darkest hour.

You're below me. Tie yourself to a cart loser.

RealSNR 05-26-2014 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10652105)
We have some interesting names coming up so stay tuned! The list maker is a real wildcard and there could be some surprises looming.

It's Hootie, isn't it?

TLO 05-26-2014 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10652113)
You're below me. Tie yourself to a cart loser.

:sulk:

I banged chicks, made poop threads, watched the Chiefs, Royals, and Jayhawks religiously. Yet it wasn't good enough. I'm going to chiefscoalition

TLO 05-26-2014 06:49 PM

LMAO no I'm not.

I'm going to keep hope that I might break into the 80's somewhere.

In58men 05-26-2014 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10652150)
LMAO no I'm not.

I'm going to keep hope that I might break into the 80's somewhere.

Nobody even tried to convince to stay. Man this is not a good day for you.

TLO 05-26-2014 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10652157)
Nobody even tried to convince to stay. Man this is not a good day for you.

I'm hurt man, I really am. :(

TribalElder 05-26-2014 07:04 PM

Thicken your skin... ROFL

You don't really want to be on this list do you? LMAO

TLO 05-26-2014 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 10652190)
Thicken your skin... ROFL

You don't really want to be on this list do you? LMAO

No, of course not. I really couldn't care less. LMAO

I'm just enjoying the thread.

Al Bundy 05-26-2014 07:13 PM

Since we're throwing it out there... I post great Florida news and I post pics like this....
http://i62.tinypic.com/2ebh16r.jpg and this
http://i61.tinypic.com/2med2k9.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 10652190)
Thicken your skin... ROFL

You don't really want to be on this list do you? LMAO

Blasphemy. Every one wants on the list.

rico 05-26-2014 07:15 PM

Holy shit!!! BCD and Dave are the same guy?!?!?!?!

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 07:15 PM

Holy sheet Bundy may jump a few spots folks. C'mon make your cases for the listmaker.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10652213)
Holy shit!!! BCD and Dave are the same guy?!?!?!?!

Dave
True fan Dave
Big Chief Dave
BCD

Mr_Tomahawk 05-26-2014 07:18 PM

http://ampp3d.mirror.co.uk/wp-conten...Explosions.gif

ChiTown 05-26-2014 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 10652206)
Since we're throwing it out there... I post great Florida news and I post pics like this....
http://i62.tinypic.com/2ebh16r.jpg and this
http://i61.tinypic.com/2med2k9.jpg

Dat ass is eating dat hand

Dayze 05-26-2014 07:25 PM

I'm just holding out til the top 5 when I'm over-drafted.

Kman34 05-26-2014 07:25 PM

[QUOTE=Al Bundy;10652206]Since we're throwing it out there... I post great Florida news and I post pics like this....
http://i62.tinypic.com/2ebh16r.jpg

Scratch and sniff..

rico 05-26-2014 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10651925)
Boring roast
Posted via Mobile Device

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10652218)
Dave
True fan Dave
Big Chief Dave
BCD

Even ol' True Fan soured on Cassel, didn't he? Who was the dipshit who posted a thread thay was something along the lines of, "Time for the Cassel Haters to Come Eat Some Crow?" You guys remember that thread?!?!?! I think it was after the 2010 Seahawks game or something, but the thread continued to resurface from time to time until the end of the Matty Melt era.

LoneWolf 05-26-2014 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10652232)
Dat ass is eating dat hand

What size are those jeans that they will fit her fat ass in them and still have room for his hand? I'll bet she bought them at Jared from Subway's garage sale.

http://molempire.com/wp-content/uplo...ns-594x451.jpg

hometeam 05-26-2014 07:32 PM

http://i.imgur.com/ccEeYFH.gif

rico 05-26-2014 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10652232)
Dat ass is eating dat hand

And it also appears dat dat hand is getting ready to eat dat french fry that was dropped in dat ass.

rico 05-26-2014 07:35 PM

I have no idea how Jason's Auto got quoted in my post above.

Kman34 05-26-2014 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10652259)
And it also appears dat dat hand is getting ready to eat dat french fry that was dropped in dat ass.

He's going to get high centered on that later.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10652252)
Even ol' True Fan soured on Cassel, didn't he? Who was the dipshit who posted a thread thay was something along the lines of, "Time for the Cassel Haters to Come Eat Some Crow?" You guys remember that thread?!?!?! I think it was after the 2010 Seahawks game or something, but the thread continued to resurface from time to time until the end of the Matty Melt era.

Hmm. Now I am curious. If you find the answer share it.

Was it scott free after some grandpa's cough syrup?

Iconic 05-26-2014 07:37 PM

I've already gotten the parade ready for when I'm announced as #1.

Free ice cream cones for all.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 07:38 PM

I thought you were a billay mult?

ChiTown 05-26-2014 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iconic (Post 10652270)
I've already gotten the parade ready for when I'm announced as #1.

Free ice cream cones for all.

I'm handing out AIDS Burgers from Shoney's

rico 05-26-2014 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10652264)
Hmm. Now I am curious. If you find the answer share it.

Was it scott free after some grandpa's cough syrup?

Shit, I hope not. I like him...and he's become quite sassy these days.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 07:39 PM

There are a lot of top 20 caliber posters...This could get interesting.

rico 05-26-2014 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kman34 (Post 10652262)
He's going to get high centered on that later.

You can't get high from smoking french fries, homeslice.

Iconic 05-26-2014 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10652273)
I thought you were a billay mult?

http://www.kanyetothe.com/forum/Smil...ult/cryfam.jpg
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BILLAY IS!

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10652283)
You can't get high from smoking french fries, homeslice.

Kman is a pro Hog rider and we are not talking motorcycle

rico 05-26-2014 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10652288)
Kman is a pro Hog rider and we are not talking motorcycle

Maybe this woman has some hash brownies in her fecal brownies...I guess it is possible to get high smoking french fries. Maybe...???

RealSNR 05-26-2014 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10651972)
#93: BCD

At first glance, many think I'm one of the latest 49er-turned-Chief fans that arrived on the SS Alex Smith. Alas, one only needs to look at my join date and my previous nick to know that I'm a Chiefsplanet original - a founding member. I'm just the biggest homer to ever grace the Interwebs.

I'm the only True Fan™ that actually welcomes the moniker. You see, most of the old-timers here know that I'm really "TrueFanDave".

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/truestfans.gif

Yep, that's me in the hard hat. The only thing harder than that hat is my head.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.n...90623305_n.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 07:56 PM

Smaque is so much better than the childish drivel of Hootie Good.

SAUTO 05-26-2014 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10652261)
I have no idea how Jason's Auto got quoted in my post above.

My power is powerful
Posted via Mobile Device

Dayze 05-26-2014 08:05 PM

you are the Chevy 427 to the Ford 296.

Kman34 05-26-2014 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10652288)
Kman is a pro Hog rider and we are not talking motorcycle

That's what your mom said....LMAO

salame 05-27-2014 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10651621)
#94: salame

I'm a member of an elite group of Chiefsplanet all-stars. Simply Red has nothing on me. Even htismaqe is astounded by the complete randomness (and inherent hilarity) of my posts. I'm like kcnut with a college degree.

I have started more than one thread about the unique combination of goatees and shaved heads. I am one of the few posters here to post an "I'm leaving" thread and immediately come back. And I'm far and away the starter of the most threads flagged as Prayer Threads.

I leave you with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq4jAzDzqgo

I love you

bevischief 05-27-2014 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10651283)
Sums you crybabys up perfectly

yep.

bevischief 05-27-2014 03:48 AM

[QUOTE=Kman34;10652238]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 10652206)
Since we're throwing it out there... I post great Florida news and I post pics like this....
http://i62.tinypic.com/2ebh16r.jpg

Scratch and sniff..

Can we die now?

htismaqe 05-27-2014 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 10652190)
Thicken your skin... ROFL

You don't really want to be on this list do you? LMAO

Everybody does.

It's an honor few will ever forget.

:D

htismaqe 05-27-2014 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by salame (Post 10652775)
I love you

ROFL

:clap::clap::clap:

htismaqe 05-27-2014 06:13 AM

#94: Coach

No. Not this guy:

https://www.screenused.com/images/co...aigtnelson.jpg

This guy:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/custo...epic3712_2.gif

I've been here 10 years. I've started more *** Official *** threads than anyone else on the Planet. I even started the *** Official Kansas City Command *** thread. It got 7 replies.

Yeah, maybe I should just stop making threads.

htismaqe 05-27-2014 06:35 AM

#93: BucEyedPea

Three words come to mind: Bat shit crazy.

http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/01/ron_pa...0GIF%20500x280

Most people view me as synonymous with the Washington DC sub forum. In fact, I'm quite active in The Lounge. So active that the last thread I started in a forum other than DC was...um...well...ok. I give. The last time I started a thread outside of DC was October 2007.

I'm the only member on the Planet that actually sincerely misses Chris616 for a reason other than the hilarity he provided - he actually provided me with cover.

Now excuse me, I have a republic to save and a Federal Reserve building to destroy, one Calvin Coolidge quote at a time.

hometeam 05-27-2014 06:48 AM

who the **** is buceyedpea

htismaqe 05-27-2014 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10652841)
who the **** is buceyedpea

ROFL

This is the byproduct of living almost exclusively in DC.

Sassy Squatch 05-27-2014 07:57 AM

Buceyedpea being on this list completely and utterly invalidates it. Congratulations.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 10652893)
Buceyedpea being on this list completely and utterly invalidates it. Congratulations.

Maybe our maker cherishes DC a bit

loochy 05-27-2014 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10652832)
#93: BucEyedPea

Three words come to mind: Bat shit crazy.

http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/01/ron_pa...0GIF%20500x280

Most people view me as synonymous with the Washington DC sub forum. In fact, I'm quite active in The Lounge. So active that the last thread I started in a forum other than DC was...um...well...ok. I give. The last time I started a thread outside of DC was October 2007.

I'm the only member on the Planet that actually sincerely misses Chris616 for a reason other than the hilarity he provided - he actually provided me with cover.

Now excuse me, I have a republic to save and a Federal Reserve building to destroy, one Calvin Coolidge quote at a time.

no mention of political labeling?

neo conservative
statist
marxist
socialist
mercantilist
Keynesian

also, the putting people on fake ignore thing should be mentioned

htismaqe 05-27-2014 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10652925)
no mention of political labeling?

neo conservative
statist
marxist
socialist
mercantilist
Keynesian

also, the putting people on fake ignore thing should be mentioned

I have the entire DC forum on ignore so I had to roast Buc anecdotally. Sorry.

loochy 05-27-2014 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10652928)
I have the entire DC forum on ignore so I had to roast Buc anecdotally. Sorry.

good choice.

i get sucked in from time to time

AustinChief 05-27-2014 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10652917)
Maybe our maker cherishes DC a bit

HA I definitely wouldn't say I "cherish" it. I had almost nothing to do with the creation of it actually.

htismaqe 05-27-2014 08:43 AM

#90: Hog Farmer

http://static.neatorama.com/images/2...orna-mills.gif

While I'm not the only member of the Planet that engages in Bestiality, I am the only one to not only admit it but openly flaunt it.

Boar semen is to me what antifreeze is to Chiefsplanet - the life blood from which all good things grow. Without me, there really would be no Chiefsplanet because 3/4 of the members here live almost entirely on bacon and BBQ ribs.

Years of practice have given me a GI Joe-like Kung Fu grip. If only I could get my hands on this guy...

http://media.giphy.com/media/xHfYnevStepy/giphy.gif

loochy 05-27-2014 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10652942)

lol @ pig pic

LoneWolf 05-27-2014 08:50 AM

If there are only 90 posters on this site better than BEP, this place is going to hell in a handbasket. Oh, and you should have used this pic.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...3ODYAiSkK9J13e

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 08:55 AM

There are more interesting names sure to come so stay tuned!!

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 09:06 AM

I have attempted to summon B.E.P.

bevischief 05-27-2014 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10652841)
who the **** is buceyedpea

LMAO

ChiTown 05-27-2014 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10652973)
I have attempted to summon B.E.P.

I read that. The exchange is pretty funny (not unexpected, however)

bevischief 05-27-2014 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10652930)
good choice.

i get sucked in from time to time

This......... And constipation...

Fire Me Boy! 05-27-2014 10:53 AM

I must have low self esteem. I figure if I'm not on this list by now, I must not be on it.

htismaqe 05-27-2014 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10653125)
I read that. The exchange is pretty funny (not unexpected, however)

Where is this exchange? In DC? Which thread?

AndChiefs 05-27-2014 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10653131)
I must have low self esteem. I figure if I'm not on this list by now, I must not be on it.

It happens.

loochy 05-27-2014 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10653131)
I must have low self esteem. I figure if I'm not on this list by now, I must not be on it.

We'll see. There are a lot of posters left.

Anyong Bluth 05-27-2014 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10652218)
Dave
True fan Dave
Big Chief Dave
BCD

By far the toughest thing is keeping track of all the otherwise familiar posters who have a series or ongoing username change.

ChiTown 05-27-2014 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10653132)
Where is this exchange? In DC? Which thread?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=283556


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