I'm moderately interested in this exercise. Hootie has demonstrated tremendous wit on occasion. However, maintaining tremendous wit across 101 roastings requires unique and original material. I'm pretty sure that I'm going to lose interest at #97, after the 4th straight shot across Frazod's husky bow. At this point, I think Hootie is simply repeating crap he reads on fourchan and probably can't form a cohesive insult all by himself. But I could be wrong. I've been wrong before. I've just never been wrong about Hootie before.

frontline

U ever put peanut butter on your balls dane?

No.

I have a wife and servants for that.

Can somebody say eBook?!?!?

there's an episode of Frontline about fleas?

Can't wait to read the complete list on my Kindle! And then read the oral history of this thread on my Nook!!!

eBook

This has so much potential to be the greatest thread in Chiefs Planet history

this is the best thread in a while


instant classic


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2831873280/h1CA6B2BD/

thx

ur check is in da mail

See, look how rainman just attacks donger for no reason!

no water foi paddles ...

It really does. It's just incredible.

$5 says it doesn't make it to the weekend.

cool another list I won't be on. :)

Make the dog stay completely submerged under water with only its nose poking out for a couple of hours. The fleas wont be able to hold their breath for ever! /True fan

I think a flea sized pill would soon catch on with people. People pills now days are too big! Its like swallowing a damn golf ball!

Get a ukulele and just go with it.

Here's the best way to do it (and this only works if you have a gas stove):
First you run down to the local army surplus store and buy a gas mask, when you get home you blow out the pilot on the stove, next you put the gas mask on the dog, put the dog in the oven and crank the oven. Leave him in there for at least an hour.

Seriously this works great. Every home has the capability of owning their own little gas chamber for fleas. Sentence them to death.

LMAO....you should get out more..

Nearing 400 posts per poster revealed ROFL

SOC

Through a damn garden hose!

this thread is ENTERTAINMENT

everyone bitches about it, but it's pretty funny

I don't understand why some consider this a bad idea.

Just ignore the thread if you don't like it. Complaining here and trying to piss hootie off makes the thread even better.
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No doubt.

By **** you.



Sorry It's a little slow in here this morning.


**** you all
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Could SAUTO be next?

It's like watching Jerry Springer, except you get to tell Springer what a ****ing chode he is. And he responds.

Little racist ****er left me off because I'm Asian...

I've been appointed white knight of the thread though.

Btw what IS a white knight? Magenta looks so much better on me, can I just call myself the magenta knight?
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You should love it then...
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I wonder if this will end up being like one of those commercials where they go, "Reason #26 to use...." but there never was a 1-25 given.
This thread will just go from 75 to 40 then 25.

seriously?

if there is one thing I'm good at

it's forming "cohesive insults"

it infuriates you that my popularity is undeniable

Car wrecks are often a popular spectacle to passing motorists.

What about a train wreck that ends up with a bunch of cars piled up because some idiot old man stops to look?
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off the list

p.s.

I use to frequent a 24 hour bowling alley in Plano when I lived in Dallas

LMAO

So the main criteria for being on this list is not thinking you're a ****ing reerun?

I doubt if there are 99 people who've met you in your life that would qualify.

LMAO
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Hoot I'm still waiting on that kiss

...of course we COULD see Sweet Daddy here, just so Hootie can roast him.

No, that's just you dipshit.

Hai guyz!


http://i.imgur.com/1vj1DPV.jpg

Lol. Do you want me to start paying rent on all that space I take up in your brain? Or does your boyfriend collect the money?
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Oh I forgot it wasn't even your boyfriend it was your wife's, you just swallowed his cum...
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FYP. NOW we are cooking with fire Chefs

You suck at insults. Not surprising since you're about as witty as a mongoloid hacking spray paint.

I doubt it. That would make my roast-count two, which would give me preeminance over all other posters. Hootles would never stand for that.
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at least I'm not some young guys cum dumpster
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Probably the best post in this thread.

And we have BURST!

The jokes about my ex cheating on me would have hurt a couple years ago but you're gonna have to come up with something better now. I got the kids, they broke up, and she has been trying to get me back ever since. But seriously, keep trying. Maybe someday you'll accidentally type something semi-intelligent.

More food pics

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.n...56513006_n.jpg

eww
why?

CHEETOS

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...eese_puffs.jpg

Im a planeteer, obviously because of my 12 inch cock.

Damn dude.

most likely you are stealing time from your employer right now. Get back to work
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God, I love Cheetos. The puffy ones, of course, not the non-puffy ones.

You mean crunchy?

They are called "curls. " All Cheetos should be crunchy. If they aren't then you've got some major problems.

Guilty. Seriously, I started talking so much shit to you lately because you randomly out of the blue started insulting me in numerous threads. I used to think we were cool, you told me about your friend's bike trail he built and so on...then one day you started talking shit. You're like a teenage girl on her period.

No, I mean non-puffy. The puffy ones are crunchy, too.

NO they are not

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CY-sWyHoge...y_e814f0a8.jpg

Donger.....you like these:


https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...bgpBSn97TGJlAA



But not these:


http://deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.net...eetos-yall.jpg


Correct?

I was probably just bored. Let's chalk it up to emotions and move on
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mmmmmmm....cheetos....

Jonathan Winters' Cheetos commercials are hard to beat.

Dinny

Yes, that is correct. Even from a purely aesthetic view, the puffy ones are vastly superior.

I'm sending someone after some right now...
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They look like nice smooth erect penises with a slight curve, yes?

I had never really considered that, but if so, too much thumb pressure during the formative years, yes.

The puffy ones are full of hot air like 75% of the posters here.

That's pretty low. I hope you get AIDS.

I don't **** trees so no chance of that
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its a long long processs ..........................

54 pages into the Top 101 posters, and you've done two of them. Brilliant.

Oh god. I came.

Is that a ribeye?