lol...that was a good answer. I just wish I could find a fine man to cook for me.

I haven't heard the sopp you up with a biscuit in ages. Classic!!

But this is a meal you do like to warm up yourself.

This could be your lucky day. I know my way aound the kitchen, BBQ grill and smoker. I just hate cooking for myself.

What do you think I'm doing ?

Talking about a meal that someone else cooks.

Not even close.

Uh....

There will be a few men at the bash doing all the food.My buddies are smoking the meat and yours truly will be making my most awesome bbq beans.

I knew what stumppy, was getting at. ;)

Sweet!!

Who's going to do the dishes??

We all knew what he was getting at.

Doesn't mean I can't point out the flaw in his delivery.

Waste Management.

There are no dishes, we all just take turns eating over the sink.

This thread is worthless without pics.

Well, damn, no cooking, no dishes, I will think I am in heaven.

You can make me a late night brisket sammich...




















That is unless Bob Dole is hoarding it all in his bedroom.

:thumb:

Sure thing, right after the all night orgy!

giggity

Yeah, like either would happen. :LOL:

Looks like you and Luv are it.






No tagbacks...

No fair!!! :cuss:

3:clap:

If you are Scorpio:
Scorpio is the most erotic among all zodiac signs. You have a unique but wild sex appeal. You have a magnetic personality that pulls the opposite sex towards you. You are magnanimous but dominating in your relationships. Your skills in love and romance are unmatched. Members of your own sex look at you with jealousy because of the ease at which you woo the opposite sex. You are sensitive inside but you do not show it. Once in a relationship, you are totally faithful. You like your partner to be dynamic and interesting.

Your kissing style:
Your kisses are really hot. You are a fantastic kisser.

:evil:

Determined, Forceful, Emotional, Intuitive, Powerful, Passionate, Exciting and Magnetic

Jealous, Resentful, Compulsive, Obsessive, Secretive and Obstinate
Intuitive and ever curious, Scorpios are the great investigators of the Zodiac. They want to know everything about everyone. When an answer is needed, a Scorpio will find it for you. Unfortunately Scorpios seem to see only in black and white. They always have their own agenda and never fail to promote it.

Scorpios are the masters of their fate. They know only one way to live: on their own terms. They do not live life but attack it. When life hands them a loss, they do not waste time sulking, but rather continue on their path, sure they will eventually succeed. Scorpios are driven by their intense passions and desires. Often they are seen as imperious.

Scorpios are a secretive lot. Those around them may never know the depth of their passions. Probing the Scorpio psyche will only make them leery and cause them to flee. Whether in business or play, Scorpios love to compete. Indeed to do well, they must have an opponent. Scorpios do not take slights well. If you cross them be assured they will retaliate with their full force. Scorpios never quit and never surrender. If anyone can get a difficult task done it is a Scorpio.

FYP

The Scorpio In Love:
Scorpios have a dark and mysterious style which, combined with an irresistible personal magnetism, creates a fascination in members of the opposite sex. They ooze sexual excitement and require a partner who can keep up with their marvelous capacity for taking everything to the limit and far beyond. For Scorpios, emotions run deep, and their faculty of intuition is remarkably accurate, so their antennae can pick out a prospective partner at first sight. They need, however, to keep a part of themselves private and personal. They can react vigorously should a lover trespass in their personal domain.

Scorpios can be unduly domineering in personal relationships, especially should they perceive their partner to be weaker than themselves. Their biggest problem is finding someone who, while strong enough to maintain a tempestuous lifestyle, is interesting enough to remain a challenge. Once they find the right person they will mate for life.

ROFL Can you tell I'm bored??

Keep dreaming, baby doll!!

My dreams are what keep me alive.:D

Oh, how I can relate!!

shameless bump by the redhead ROFL

Hey, I'm bored! This is a thread where mindless bullshit can be rambled in, not everyone pays attention to this thread. :D

ROFLROFL

they would if you posted a pic of your bewbies :D :drool:







:evil:

I like the fact that not everyone pays attention! ;)

Come on Red , give us guys somethin to live for.

:evil:

Time to go out and play!!

the pic jerks off when u click it

Nice cleavage!

Ok. Those are nice. Are they yours ?

You really need to ask that question??

Quite, don't tell!! We don't want everyone to know!!!

Hell with that. We just stick a fork in everything and then go back for more.

Double dipping....I like it!!!

looks like one of those enhancement bras to my trained eye:hmmm:

nlm no enhancements needed, so, bite me!!

ROFL

bite you where?

:)

Quadruple

Where would you like to bite me??? :D
Sure, why not!?!?!

cleavage before going out!!

hold on a minute i got a long list.........

You mean you don't go back for fourths with good BBQ?:D

If it is good enough, you can always find me going back for more!! :evil:

Who says you get to make a list?? lol

He'll bite you and lose his fake teeth in the process.

i'm going to put in a call to the make a wish foundation

:D

oh you go watch your goth porn ya long haired sissy!

I'm still wondering what you may be wishing for!!!ROFL

Thought you were going to bed.

they haven't returned my calls from last time when i asked for a pony

Ten bucks says Red and booger are firing off X rated PM's to each other.

:eek:

Wow! MAMA!

OMGZ teh Tittiez iz in here!

Put them on the glass

Those aren't your t*ts.

Did she just borrow them for the date? You know if they were actually hers I'd have to bite those nipples and see is they are the good kind or not.

"Okay, I'd have to see a video of her singing "Pee on You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Rainman taking notes, and her grandma to confirm her identity."

Ya know, there is something odd going on w/ the females posting cleavage pics on here. No head-shots. All of the pics are taken from the neck down. :hmmm:

not the answer i was looking for :sulk:

yes they are

you can see enough of her neck/face/hair to see that it's her

If you're positive....that both pictures are actually of her.

Look, her tits aren't even that awesome. They're decent, but she could have picked a better pair.

It's definitely her.

right click. save as. "FAP MATERIAL 95748.73.12.38 VOL. 412"

don't know about the first one ... her hair is up and her makeup looks different.

but the 2nd one looks exactly like her



they both have the same background ... the picture on the wall is the same.

Unfurtunately, mine are of my face without cleavage. Perhaps I'm going about this the wrong way?

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you just can't help being an ass, can you? In some lame attempt to make yourself feel superior you always have to include some derogatory remark when it comes to females. I guess it's because you were a fatassed,virgin nerd for the first 25 years of you life so now you have to be a insecure prick about it.


i hope to hell you aren't as big of dickhead in real life


Phobia "Claythan, let me introduce you to my lovely wife ... Pink"

Claythan "Nice to meet Pink ... but you really aren't that lovely. Just ok"


:spock:

i would beat the **** out of you

Dude.....settle down. You must have a lot of pent up agression.

He gave his opinion.....just like everyone else does.

He has a point though. Clay is typically putting down women.

It was a joke.