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Clearly, the fun continued after I left last night. But I have to add to this comment. An old addage, my pappy told me "If it smells like fish, eat all you wish; If it smells like cologne, leave it alone - cause that Bi**ch is hiding something." |
Holy shit balls, batman. A n00b starts a thread with no particular topic and it goes for over 700 posts in six hours? Wow...
Well done, crazycoffey. Well done. |
I can't take credit for the last 100 posts, I went to bed at 2am.
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BTW, it's now n( @ )( @ )b |
I had to bump this thread..
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OHhh nooo you dihhhnn't
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i`m here but posting from the psp
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I can't root for anybody in the NFC except the Saints.
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I get to miss the national championship game because of work :banghead: Ohio State by at least 10.
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Who's that riding into the sun.
Who's the man with the itchy gun. Who's the man who kills for fun! Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad! He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son. Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad! |
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Oh man we're broke, cha cha cha
Everybody flat broke, cha cha cha Living in the gutter, cha cha cha Early grave, cha cha cha Alright now, everybody - shoot me! |
anyone know where i can watch family guy online?
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If you all think I can't come up with enough stupid shit to get this thing up to 1,000 myself, you're wrong.
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Ol' McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y.
And on this farm there was no wife, B-U-N-D-Y. With a no wife here, and no kids there, And a hooker coming over on Friday night, Big hooters with a pizza and a beer there, Old McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y! |
Who's the gal who needs no man?
Killed him dead with the frying pan. Did it 'cause he missed the can. Psycho Mom, Psycho Mom, she's Psy-cho Mom! |
My wife will never cook or clean,
She still the money spends. Who knew when I first chose my mate That she would put on that much weight. Or sex we like for sure, If it only worked with her. Please K-I-L-L, K-I-L-L me, me, me. |
I've seen her from the front, I've seen her from the back.
I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in a sack. I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch. I've seen her on her stupid couch. I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall. I do not like her in my life, I do not like my big red wife! |
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Here you go. Did you get your $25 gift card yet? I'm beginning to think I'm not going to get one. |
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Victory is Mine!! |
I think I like Google Fun with Bugeater better.
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should be soon you could call them up by dialing 611.. IM me for more info |
Make new thoughts, but keep the old, one is silver, and the other is old.
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Delia, oh Delia, Delia all my life
If I hadn't-a shot poor Delia, I'd have had her for my wife Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone I went up to Memphis, and I met Delia there Found her in her parlor, and I tied her to her chair Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone She was low-down and travellin', and she was cold and mean Kind of evil make me want to grab my sub-machine Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone First time I shot her, I shot her in the side Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone But jailer, oh jailer, jailer I can't sleep 'Cuz all around my bedside I hear the patter of Delia's feet Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone So if your woman's devilish, you can let her run Or you can bring her down and do her like Delia got done Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone |
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You ready for work tomorrow? I get the sunday blues every week. I am not looking forward to it. |
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Next. :) |
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw **** you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
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I'm starting to like Willie Nelson. "Stardust" and "Red Headed Stranger" are excellent CDs, and he has a couple more I want.
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my mom waited until the last trimester to stop doing drugs |
I watched the Giants/Eagles game thinking we faced the wrong Manning.
Breaking News: Eli ain't very good. |
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Poe is one of my favorite poets. |
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
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Laughing out loud at "stroke the camel's sack". |
Speaking of Disney...
Father Says 'Tigger' Smacked Son at Disney Park Updated: 10:49 AM EST ORLANDO, Fla. (Jan. 7) - A Walt Disney World employee dressed as the character "Tigger" was accused of hitting a child while posing for a photo, a spokeswoman for the theme park said Saturday. Park officials temporarily suspended Michael J. Fedelem while they investigate the accusations, Disney spokeswoman Zoraya Suarez said. "Naturally, physical altercations between cast members and guests are not tolerated," Suarez said. Jerry Monaco of New Hampshire videotapped his son, Jerry Jr., posing with the costumed character at Disney-MGM Studios on Friday and recorded the confrontation, according to a statement from the Orange County Sheriff's Office. The father said Fedelem intentionally hit his son "on or about the head," said sheriff's spokesman Carlos M. Padilla. "The tape only shows a fraction of what happened. Now it's up to us to find out what led up to that." A message left by The Associated Press for Monaco was not immediately returned. A telephone listing for Fedelem could not be located. In 2004 a Walt Disney World employee dressed as Tigger was accused of touching the breast of a 13-year-old girl while she posed with him for a photo. A jury found the man not guilty. |
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If all the grass can help him play and sing like that...
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Damn it, I seem to suddenly have a right-click malfunction. Now I'm going to have to come up with my own stupid shit instead of copy & pasting somebody else's.
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Any Dwight Yoakam fans here? I think some of his lyrics are hilarious. This is a tune called "It Won't Hurt."
It won't hurt when I fall down from this bar stool And it won't hurt when I stumble in the street It won't hurt 'cause this whiskey eases misery But even whiskey cannot ease your hurting me Today I had another bout with sorrow You know this time I almost won If this bottle would just hold out 'til tomorrow I know that I'd have sorrow on the run Your memory comes back up with each sunrise I reach out for the bottle and find it's gone Yeah, Lord, somewhere every night the whiskey leaves me To face this cold, cold world on my own |
I don't think those lyrics I think they ring true to a whiskeyhead like me. Exept the pain isn't by a women it is by the ****ing chiefs!
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[whine]I'm cold.[/whine]
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There's shit in my cereal!
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If it's bullshit, then it couldn't have been me. Bulls are male, and I'm female. I guess that would make me a cow. Great, bring on the moo jokes. |
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