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TimBone 09-26-2014 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10949048)
I am a LUCKY MFer.

My woman makes my dick hard every day just by looking at her.

We've been together for 5 years, and don't have one shred of evidence that she has ever lied to me.....Ever.

She makes a lot of money.

And she ****ing LOVES me.

That is the shit you cannot buy, my friend.
She's good in bed, too.

Braincase 09-26-2014 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 10949424)
She's good in bed, too.
And there's that thing she does.. y'know.. with her finger? God I love that.

Marcellus 09-26-2014 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10949048)
I am a LUCKY MFer.

My woman makes my dick hard every day just by looking at her.

We've been together for 5 years, and don't have one shred of evidence that she has ever lied to me.....Ever.

She makes a lot of money.

And she ****ing LOVES me.

That is the shit you cannot buy, my friend.
Good for you man.

I didn't take my grandpas advice anyway.

Possibly because he never actually said that.

Fat Elvis 09-26-2014 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10949048)
I am a LUCKY MFer.

http://www.30sleeps.com/images/nerd-...lowup-doll.jpg

My woman makes my dick hard every day just by looking at her.

We've been together for 5 years, and don't have one shred of evidence that she has ever lied to me.....Ever.

She makes a lot of money.

And she ****ing LOVES me.

That is the shit you cannot buy, my friend.
Lucky you.

Katipan 09-26-2014 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Cochise liquor (Post 10949104)
I think it's called being comfortable with who you are. Just seems bigger girls are better with it than fat guys. And who wants to see a hairy fat belly? CP please keep your shirts on.... Well except Katipan!
Super skinny guys aren't usually so much fun in bed. They can't toss you around. You can't sit on their chest. Nothing worse than hip bone banging hip bone. They have to compensate with other skills or kink. Super big guys aren't so much fun. You can't straddle, or breathe, or move, or call for help. Plus, how much doggy style can you really do without your eyes starting to drift to the TV? They have to compensate by... well, according to CP, they last longer.

Somewhere in between is where Goldilocks would look. And that's a very vast area of cock.

vailpass 09-26-2014 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10949839)
Super skinny guys aren't usually so much fun in bed. They can't toss you around. You can't sit on their chest. Nothing worse than hip bone banging hip bone. They have to compensate with other skills or kink. Super big guys aren't so much fun. You can't straddle, or breathe, or move, or call for help. Plus, how much doggy style can you really do without your eyes starting to drift to the TV? They have to compensate by... well, according to CP, they last longer.

Somewhere in between is where Goldilocks would look. And that's a very vast area of cock.
All this. Though length is a given girth seems to receive the most accolades...

Discuss Thrower 09-26-2014 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10949839)
Super skinny guys aren't usually so much fun in bed. They can't toss you around. You can't sit on their chest. Nothing worse than hip bone banging hip bone. They have to compensate with other skills or kink. Super big guys aren't so much fun. You can't straddle, or breathe, or move, or call for help. Plus, how much doggy style can you really do without your eyes starting to drift to the TV? They have to compensate by... well, according to CP, they last longer.

Somewhere in between is where Goldilocks would look. And that's a very vast area of cock.
Psh, I can't doggy style without wanting to pop within 30 seconds. Hell, that was the only way I could get it from my ex girlfriend: I'd drill her for a good 10 minutes and be nowhere near popping and she'd agree to take it from behind just so I'd finish before the next sunrise.

vailpass 09-26-2014 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10949856)
Psh, I can't doggy style without wanting to pop within 30 seconds. Hell, that was the only way I could get it from my ex girlfriend: I'd drill her for a good 10 minutes and be nowhere near popping and she'd agree to take it from behind just so I'd finish before the next sunrise.
T to the M to the I. And this is from a guy who hasn't been to sleep yet...

Katipan 09-26-2014 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10949856)
Psh, I can't doggy style without wanting to pop within 30 seconds. Hell, that was the only way I could get it from my ex girlfriend: I'd drill her for a good 10 minutes and be nowhere near popping and she'd agree to take it from behind just so I'd finish before the next sunrise.
...I've never been asked to agree.

what. the. ****.

BigMeatballDave 09-26-2014 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 10945347)
Remember Smoke, any selfie from an above angle is sketchy.

Also, what is a SIF?
Sow I'd ****

Rain Man 09-26-2014 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10950030)
...I've never been asked to agree.

what. the. ****.

I agree. It's a hassle to stop and take the gag out.

Discuss Thrower 09-26-2014 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10950030)
...I've never been asked to agree.

what. the. ****.
Girl was kinda repressed and not a fan of anything more than missionary sexy time wise. The only way she'd give me head is if I had something covering my eyes so I couldn't watch her.

Skyy God 09-26-2014 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10949839)
Super skinny guys aren't usually so much fun in bed. They can't toss you around. You can't sit on their chest. Nothing worse than hip bone banging hip bone. They have to compensate with other skills or kink. Super big guys aren't so much fun. You can't straddle, or breathe, or move, or call for help. Plus, how much doggy style can you really do without your eyes starting to drift to the TV? They have to compensate by... well, according to CP, they last longer.

Somewhere in between is where Goldilocks would look. And that's a very vast area of cock.
Per a study from the last couple years, skinny guys last 2, fat guys 7.

Mennonite 09-26-2014 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 10950216)
Per a study from the last couple years, skinny guys last 2, fat guys 7.
Of course, they spend the first five minutes looking for their dick so it all evens out.

beach tribe 09-26-2014 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 10949826)
Lucky you.
Where did you get those pictures of my woman?


Take them down!!!!!!


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