Was it a league game?

God, I used to love to fight.
There really isnt anything more exhilarating.
Lucky I never got hurt.
Ran with some BAD MFers.

The only mistake that I think tooge made was escalating the situation immediately. The guy was obviously being an asshole and deserved to have this fact spelled out for him. Beginning with "if you'd called me that, I'd be punching your teeth in", leaves no room for anything but a violent encounter. Tooge should have followed the guy to the parking lot and attempted to explain to him that his behavior was unacceptable and will not be tolerated in the future. If the guy still wants to act like Billy Badass and is unwilling to listen to reason, then you give him a beat down in the parking lot.

Then after the beat down you remove the T-tops from your TransAm and blast Whitesnake from the stereo as you drive away. That way the kids still think you're cool.

This will not end well...

He already had his game this morning and team party for the end of the year. Try again fatass.

And ROFL at you thinking you've ever stomped me at anything. I get you stammering worse than hootie or clay. You are a stupid son of a bitch.

I used to be a little league ump when I was in college. Just loved the game and enjoyed the experience. I had the direct line to the police dispatcher just in case because brawling adults is the most wrong wrong thing for the kids to see. I did bounce my fair share of coaches and parents. Not a big production to embarass them but quietly and politely told them they were expected to step off the grounds. They could wait in their car but they would not be watching this game or harassing these kids, coaches, and staff any more that day. And if it came to it I would have a unit dispatched to escort them off the field and my credibility was better than theirs.

I always wrapped with, "shut up or make the kids smile. If you can't do that then leave."

I hate people sometimes.

I've seen people like that and when I officiated, I made a point to eject them so the parents and coaches didn't have to deal with it (I had a 12U tournament team league where I ejected 6 parents and a coach in like 90 seconds one time for starting shit with the other team). Next time go to the umpire and have him eject the ****er. Most leagues have explicit rules stating that type of behavior will not be tolerated. Usually those little leagues also have rules about the number of ejections too. Get the guy thrown out a couple times and let the league administrators handle it.

Like I said, I umped for damn near a decade. I've started coaching again recently and I used to help coach my youngest brother's teams when I was younger too. There are several ways to prevent that shit, and as someone else mentioned you should have left off the punch you in the teeth remark. Also, now that I coach, at the first practice I make a big speech that we are out there for the kids and I will not tolerate berating the kids, other team, or officials. Once the expectation is set, it goes a long way with the other parents policing each other's behavior.

Parents acting like jackasses at little league games is a huge pet peeve of mine. I'm pretty good at shaming those people into stopping that behavior since I've had to deal with it so much. I've had coaches try to fight me when I umped, and I've made them look so dumb that they later come up and apologized.

And 10U is usually the worst age group for that shit. I hated umping for that age group. All the parents think their kids are way better than they are. A lot of them don't know the game at all so it makes it even worse.

I was an amateur boxer for 8 years, bro. I can make a fist. Unfortunately fractures happen. Learn how to not be a smug prick.

This, I never made a scene out of throwing people out. I just pointed to the parking lot, said "Go to the parking lot. You've got 60 seconds or this game is a forfeit." It usually kills the behavior pretty quickly.

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Could you be any more lame? Not only are you an insecure racist fatass but you are a homophobe too. #WINNING You're scared of the dark (evidenced by shooting cabinets and kitchen appliances). Are you scared of your shadow as well dumbshit?

I say who gives a shit if he believes you're sincere or not.

Bring me a margarita, boy.

Exactly. The goal is to diffuse the situation and make the environment safe, fun, and a great experience for the kids. Not to swing dicks and act like it is a scene from Road House.