I don't want to know what he uses that for.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

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I'd hate to be that duck!!

Why is that funny?

I really get off on ****ing domestic ladies. The kind that cook and clean. The older the better - although not too old, like badgirl, for instance. I would do anything for love, but I won't....do....that.

But seriously. ****ingthehelp.com or whatever. Let's make sloppy martian love in the back of my dune buggy!

Seems pretty small when you think about it...

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where he gets a cleaning lady...they start ****ing all the time and dating...and she stops doing the housework when she comes over...but he keeps paying her...and he's like, am I paying for sex?

I think mostly it's the feeling of ****ing somewhere where you're not supposed to ****. That turns me on. I want to **** on the great wall of china and in old British castles.

Do it in a church....

You should try the front seat of a car for your first time. Then we can compare experiences. LMAO

That sounds......uncomfortable.

I think freecreditreport.com marketers are trying too hard. They're first three commercials were really good. The last two....not so much.

Secret Tiny Evel mating call?