LOL gh4chiefs thinks Bob Dole should get a job as a comedy writer. You're one funny dude Bob. :D

I've found a friend
 

And here I was thinking that I was the only human around that gained some sort of pleasure in basking over my own Internal creations.

Chi
~is a very, very sick man

I wish you folks would quit bickering....

I come here to "escape" the headaches of the nagging "real world"....I "accidentally" read some stuff this weekend I wish I hadn't....and I'd like to be distracted for a while....with happy news.


as for Bob Dole's question.....yes.....My reverberation is outstanding today.

Nothing, . . unless you count the 'dutch oven.'

Bob,
Yes,

I think it more of some sort of beer thing though.

And as the Master once told the grasshopper, " Never trust a Fart"

So this thread starts as a rant by KCJohnny and several posts later becomes a discussion of farting. Only on the planet.


Keep up the good work! :D :D :D

Ahhhhhhh,

You can tell the fall season is a brewing. Football, beer and farts. Does life get any better?

Chi
~a very, very simple man

Upon further review, considering the effects of last nights chinese food, it would be more than Mildly optimistic to partake in uncalculated flatulation.

~5 yard penalty, remains 1st down.

Just take care that you don't unleash one of those Cracker Jack farts...

(You know...the one with the toy surprise.)

Yeah, those things are usually crap anyways.

Low flying ducks
Barking carpet frog....any others?

Barking spiders.

The Gouda shouta :D

Mouse on a motorcycle.

Butt Trumpet.

I thought it was "Barking Wolf Spider" ... :confused:

I usually preference a good rip with "Release the hounds" in my best Montgomery Burns voice.

My wife calls it "man odor" (remainder of post edited to preserve marital bliss).

MM
~~Really glad his wife doesn't post here!

Ammendment: He thought his wife never looked here ... he was wrong. He just a got a call about a comment he made concerning the release of bodily odors and was told to edit aforementioned comment "or else." She thought it was funny, but entirely TMI. Besides, she's going to meet some of you next weekend and thought it was the wrong impression.