Originally Posted by fightclub1983

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. ROFL

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Its not like I physically assaulted him or anything. Nor did I break into his house. The dude LEFT his laptop there for 15 or more minutes. Put it this way, if I just left 800 bucks on the table at a cafe wouldnt you take it???

Originally Posted by Jenson71

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Biography: Came into the world by C-Section birth. Just got out of college into the real world

Originally Posted by DenverChief

Just FYI you committed a felony which will prevent you from getting certain jobs and IIRC can prevent you from getting Federal Student Aid....and you will be caught, count on it

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

If only KCWolfman were still a mod...

Originally Posted by CHIEF4EVER

Maybe shove your night stick, oh, shoulder deep up his ass. :mad:

Originally Posted by Jenson71

I don't think you had to suggest that.

Originally Posted by CHIEF4EVER

I hope you catch this little wanker in Denver. Maybe you could do the world a favor and beat his little thieving punk ass senseless for 'resisting arrest'. Maybe shove your night stick, oh, shoulder deep up his ass. :mad:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Sounds like foreplay for both parties.

Originally Posted by Phobia

Sounds like foreplay for both parties.

Originally Posted by Cochise

Well, if felchclub1983 were a transvestite, we'd have something.

Originally Posted by Cochise

Well, if felchclub1983 were a transvestite, we'd have something.

Originally Posted by DenverChief

I thought we were friends :sulk:

Originally Posted by DenverChief

eh I like dudes not chicks who used to be dudes....